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Shaggy fukken awesome
Number of posts : 114 Age : 31 Location : Texas. Points : 6141 Reputation : 4 Registration date : 2009-01-16
| Subject: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:17 pm | |
| So there's this thing on the wide world of the interbutts called "A Nice Chat", and, it allows you to talk with people from around the world (or internet) at random (read: if there are tons of people on). Here's a linkSome wonderful chat examples: - Quote :
Fork: Hi satan. Fork: How are you. Satan: Hi fork Fork: you owe me five bucks. Satan: im fine Fork: Asshole. Satan: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU Fork: I gave you those damned infant souls. Satan: i accidentaly ur mum Fork: WHERE IS MY MONEY. Fork: Don't try to change the subject. Fork: I'll have Tony whack you. Satan: I err... Satan: have them right here! Fork: Give. Now. Satan: Youll get them on monday i promise! Fork: You've promised enough, Satan. Fork: Time to pay up. Satan: JUST GIVE ME SOME TIEEEM!!!! Fork: Either your money or your eternal soul. Fork: Pick one. Satan: .... Satan: OH LOOK, ITS MUDKIP! Fork: WHERE? Satan: *runs*
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cybrsex?: hi Fork: HELL YES. Fork: Let's do this. cybrsex?: ok Fork: What's the setting? cybrsex?: a party Fork: alright. Fork: How many people are there? cybrsex?: alot there is a rumor about ppls drinks being drugged Fork: alright. cybrsex?: go Fork: You go first. cybrsex?: ok i walk up to you and ask you how u are and i bring us two drinks Fork: I take one of the drinks, and skip the foreplay. I whisper in your ear; Fork: "I jizzed in my pants"
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BruWayne: I Am The Night Pie: cool BruWayne: Can I eat you? Pie: lol why not BruWayne: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM BruWayne: Blueberries Pie: :p Pie: so sup? BruWayne: You lost a lot of filling BruWayne: are you okay? Pie: i guess BruWayne: NOT ANYMORE BruWayne: *Fucks Pie Pie: uhm... Pie: eww
The last one wasn't me. SO YEAH, GTF IN THERE. Post your best logs here! | |
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Shaggy fukken awesome
Number of posts : 114 Age : 31 Location : Texas. Points : 6141 Reputation : 4 Registration date : 2009-01-16
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:21 pm | |
| I ran into Satan again. - Quote :
Fork: HI. Fork: ASSHOLE. Satan: HEY Satan: I JUST RAN INTO TONY Fork: REALLY NOW. Satan: I..I HAVE YOUR MONEY RIGHT HERE Fork: GOOD. Fork: GIVE IT. Satan: TAKE THEM Fork: *takes the money* Fork: NICE DOING BUISINESS WITCHYAH. | |
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Turtle n00b
Number of posts : 24 Age : 31 Points : 5546 Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2009-01-21
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:56 am | |
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admin Admin
Number of posts : 65 Age : 32 Points : 15594 Reputation : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:08 pm | |
| Keith: lol sup David: nothing lol u Keith: lol Keith: nothin haha Keith: nigger David: lol David: peanut butter Keith: bitch monkey Keith: lol David: ass bitch David: fuck u David: LOL Keith: so how big is your penis? Keith: lol Keith: fuck you too David: 8 inchs David: u? David: LLOLL Keith: mine is half a centimeter Keith: and im 37 David: Cool Keith: lol it is cool David: i'm 39 David: so keith Keith: i put it in the freezer for 3 hours everyday Keith: yeah? David: u like suckin balls Keith: no David: http://www.starbucksq8.net/vb/index.php?Keith: but ill lick them David: raid that forums | |
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admin Admin
Number of posts : 65 Age : 32 Points : 15594 Reputation : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:25 pm | |
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- Sam: is keith your actual real name?
Keith: yes Sam: because sam is my actual real name Sam: it's good to meet someone who is as unoriginal as i am :p Keith: lol Keith: sam Sam: what sort of music do you like keith Keith: rock Keith: alternative Keith: some classics Keith: sam Sam: what sort of rock alternative Sam: i mean rock is a pretty big genre Keith: yeah Sam: do you mean like heavy metal Keith: YESS Keith: like metallica Sam: how heavy Keith: heavier than the stupid faggot running your country Sam: you oughta get yourself some drumcorps lad Sam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqKDadl8HXY Sam: hey Sam: gordon brown is awesome Keith: lol Sam: besides Sam: as an american you're hardly one to talk about having a bad leader Keith: LOL Sam: i mean you actually re-elected possibly the worst president of all time Sam: for some reason one term just wasn't enough for you guys Keith: lol Keith: now we have a dumb nigger up there Sam: brb Keith: k Sam: back Sam: hey obama is a pretty good guy Keith: k Keith: no hes not Sam: i wouldn't say he's dumb Keith: he wants to take away our right to bear arms Sam: oh come on Keith: like a niggerfaggot Sam: what the hell do you need a gun for Keith: TO KILL RABBITS YOU DUMBASS Sam: you can do that with an air rifle Sam: that's what we do over here Keith: LOL Sam: or a .22 or something Keith: BECUZ YOU GUYS CANT BEAR ARMS!!! Sam: yes we can Keith: NO YOU CANT!! Sam: you just have to have a license Sam: um Sam: yes we can Keith: STUPID QUEEN OVER THERE Keith: SAYS YOU CANT Sam: my friend owned a .22 and a .762 rifle Sam: oh man are you a bad troll Keith: LOL Keith: i know Sam: the queen doesn't have any power at all man Keith: jkjk Keith: i know Keith: BU SHES A BITCH Sam: she's pretty much entirely useless Sam: our taxes would go down if we got rid of her Keith: im telling her you said that. Sam: oh no Sam: i'm so worrie Sam: d Keith: [she will behead you Sam: maybe she'll send the beefeaters after me Sam: naw man Sam: we haven't had the death sentence over here for TIME man Keith: yeah you have. stupid eurofags with their conspracies Keith: conspiracies Sam: i think you could be hanged for treason up until fairly recently Sam: but nobody ever was Keith: yes. Sam: do you by any chance post on 4chan Sam: i'm guessing you do Keith: yes Keith: lol Sam: fantastic Sam: that explains everything Sam: bye! | |
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admin Admin
Number of posts : 65 Age : 32 Points : 15594 Reputation : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:34 pm | |
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- Mew: Hello, trainer~! :3
Keith: two. Keith: lol Keith: hi Mew: Nup. Mew: Not Mewtwo, I'm the real, and only Mew! Keith: lol Mew: :3 Keith: ok Mew: ..Well,... Keith: i will capture your bitch ass Mew: /me scratches the back of her head. Mew: .. wait, what? Keith: [sends pokeball] Keith: 3 Keith: its super effective! Mew: /me escapes the Pokeball! Keith: aww fuck Mew: Ph-eww.. Mew: Argh.. Keith: knew i shouldnt have bought the walmart ones... Mew: It's itching down there again... Keith: uses gold-bond!! Keith: its super effective! Mew: (Wait.) Mew: (What is the attack Gold Bond again?) Keith: dude. gold bond is an itching lotion. Keith: newfag. Keith: hello? Keith: HELLOOO??? Keith: DONT LEAVE ME IN THIS DARK CAVERN MEW!! Keith: HEELLPPPPFERFAAAGHHHH!!!! Keith: ITS GOT MY ARMSSSAAAGAGAMMMMM!!!!! | |
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admin Admin
Number of posts : 65 Age : 32 Points : 15594 Reputation : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:38 pm | |
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- Keith: Hi!
Santa: WILL YOU FUCK ME Keith: OHH ME GOSHH!!! Santa: IN THE ASS Keith: THIIS ISNT SANTA MOMMY!!! Santa: OR THE OTHER WAYAROUND Keith: MOMMY GET ME OFF HIS LAPP!!!! Keith: MOMMY!!! Santa: NO SHES GOOD WHERE SHE IS Keith: MOMMMY?? Keith: MOOMMMMMMYYY!!!!!! Santa: YA MOMMY Keith: AHH!!! Santa: IM FUCKING HER RIGHT NOW Santa: IN THE ASS Keith: MOMMY !!! NOO!!! Santa: YES Keith: [dies from seeing his mom getting raped by santa] | |
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admin Admin
Number of posts : 65 Age : 32 Points : 15594 Reputation : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:26 pm | |
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Satan: Hey Satan: Sean Sean: hey satan Sean: i have a complaint to make Satan: huh? Sean: you promised me two dicks yesterday Sean: and i still dont have them Sean: wtf man Satan: well, i used a loophole, and i have your soul now. Satan: and you have 0 dicks. Sean: damn Sean: well played Satan: should have read the contract, dude. | |
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admin Admin
Number of posts : 65 Age : 32 Points : 15594 Reputation : 1 Registration date : 2009-01-13
| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:36 pm | |
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Satan: Hi dudz zane: reservation for 300 please Satan: ok.. i can probably work something out.. Satan: ok.. Satan: what day? zane: and make it a booth Satan: ok booth zane: monday please Satan: smoking or no smoking? zane: hmm zane: no smoking i guess Satan: ok... ugh fone Satan: fine Satan: that will be 301 souls please. zane: ._. zane: shit zane: i think i left my wallet at home zane: um Satan: ill take a check or money order zane: wait here it is Satan: ok zane: um zane: do you take discover? Satan: and mastercard Satan: yes zane: it figures hell would accept discover Satan: yup Satan: for the lulz Satan: are you and the 300 others planning on seeing the Hitler Rememberance Memorial? zane: i and everyone else would be delighted zane: when does it start? Satan: monday zane: oh, perfect Satan: that will be 300 more souls please | |
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kangyu n00b
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| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:00 am | |
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| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Tue May 18, 2010 12:57 am | |
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| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Sun May 30, 2010 7:13 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:19 am | |
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| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:42 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:26 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: A Nice Chat- Talk with random people! Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:16 am | |
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